It’s the most wonderful time of the year for all the romantics out there, and an even better time to introduce some fun new goodies — be it with partners, with friends, or with yourself! We’ve got a brand new gift guide to help you navigate all those big decisions for your 2019 Valentine’s Day.
Sweet Cream and Sweet Rush Vibes
These vibes are made of non-porous phthalate-free ABS plastic and have a smooth matte finish, making them sleek and smooth to the touch and easy to clean. The turn dial at the base gets these friends going, and with a smooth rumbly vibration they are powerful as they are sweet! All you need is 2 AA batteries and they’re off! Use it vaginally, use it clitorally, use it solo or with a partner — these cuties are here for it all!
And while we’re talking cute and sexy — nothing says “be mine” like one of these collars, made by Stockroom in LA! To adorn a sweetie in this piece, all you have to do is unlock the nickel-plated heart lock with one of the included keys, wrap the lightweight latigo leather choker around their neck, and lock your lover in. Sleek, subtle, and sexy in appearance, and sure to send a message to all who may see it. It comes in jet black and baby pink, to fit anyone’s style, and two different sizes! Who WOULDN’T want to sport one of these darling collars?
Who says you can’t have it all? The Tease and Please set, a collaboration by We-Vibe and Womanizer, certainly says otherwise. It includes the We-Vibe Sync, a rechargeable, wearable dual vibe that stimulates both the G-spot and the clitoris and can be worn while receiving vaginal penetration, and the Womanizer Premium, a rechargeable clitoral stimulator with 12 levels of intensity that uses pleasure flow technology to simulate a suction stimulation on the clitoris! Both come with two year warranties and incredible added features.
The We-Vibe Sync can connect to the We-Connect App, a free application that lets you pair your device to your lover’s We-Vibe. Once connected, you can control the We-Vibe from ANY distance (seriously, from different countries even), and set your own vibration patterns in fun creative ways, like setting your own vibration playlists! The Womanizer Premium comes with a smart silence feature, meaning it will only turn on when it’s in close contact with skin, so no loud, excess noise. And with a price point that saves you $100 off their retail prices, you are in for a sweet deal all around!
We haven’t forgotten about you, folks with penises! The Manta is one of the newest products from German company Fun Factory and is designed with everyone’s pleasure in mind. The Manta is a vibrating ergonomic penis stroker that has opened a whole world of possibilities. Its wand like handle makes it easy to hold and makes it so the vibration stays in the vibe and doesn’t numb your hand. Its manta-ray shape isn’t just meant to be aesthetically pleasing, it also enhances the power of the motor and adds motion to the vibration. Not to mention its convenient ridges on the inside of the toy’s wings, meant to help evenly distribute lubricant.
Use the Manta as a solo stroker, either moving it up and down the shaft or holding it in place at the base or head of the penis, or as a couples’ toy, using it to essentially turn the penis into a vibrator or as an assistant for oral, simulating a deep-throat sensation. The Manta is fully waterproof and comes with 6 modes of intensity and 6 patterns, as well as a 2 year warranty. What’s not to love?
Check out Foulmouth’s entire selection for even more sweet and sexy options, and for only $5 a card, what’s stopping you from sending everyone you love a special little love letter this Valentine’s day?
The day has finally come — the toy we never thought would be is finally here! The Shi/Shi is a double-ended, highly flexible dildo with TWO motors! There is a motor for each end, making it possible for each partner to set their desired levels of vibration without interfering with a lover’s preferred vibration settings. NS Novelties has outdone themselves with this premium silicone, rechargeable masterpiece. The flexibility of this toy makes it easy to fit and move between two bodies, and the silky smooth silicone makes it soft to the touch and comfortable for those experiencing it. With a myriad of vibration settings at your fingertips, the fun may just never end!
The newest and most complex design yet from local company Empire Labs! The Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve is a masturbation sleeve unlike any before, because it is completely personalized! A spin on their classic Clone-A-Pussy set, the Plus+ Sleeve makes it so you can mold your favorite vulva (or orifice of your choice!) and, in the words of Empire Labs themselves, Clone it and Bone it! The directions are incredibly user friendly and easy to use. The kit includes everything you need — body-safe molding materials, medical-grade silicone, water-based lube, masturbation sleeve and stir sticks are all there to make your molding journey as easy as possible. The sleeve is removable and easy to clean.
This kit is a great gift for the penis-havers in your life, giving them the gift of your vulva to use at their leisure! And if you mess up your molding process, don’t worry! Empire Labs will hook you up with more molding powder, so you can get the perfect mold for your perfect gift.
Trustex non-lubricated mint flavored condoms are the perfect treat for those who love a minty fresh blowjob or a sweet subtle tingly sensation while hooking up with a lover. These FDA-approved condoms are green, to match their minty flavor, and non-lubricated for the chance to use your desired lubricant or none at all! Whether you’re looking to try something new or are a flavored-condom veteran, these condoms make a great addition for anyone who loves a fresh flavor and a fun time!
Manufactured by a women-owned company in Washington, these sweet treats use no artificial coloring or ingredients, careful though: they may contain nuts! Surprise your lover with the gift of a delicious treat and a sexy libido booster all wrapped in one small package. And for only $1 a chocolate, what more could you want?
This lovely zine by Archie Bongiovanni, author of “A Quick and Easy Guide to They/Them Pronouns” and the zine “Queer Flagging 101!” has put together a sweet collection of poetry covering all the things we most often find ourselves overthinking — crushes, orgasms, dating, you name it! Woo your lover with the gift of poetry and let them know how much you care with beautiful words. As this zine says perfectly “Don’t overthink what feels good. Your body is so much deeper than you can imagine.” We all deserve to enjoy what feels good, and this zine is here to remind you and your loved ones to enjoy the finer and sometimes intimidating things in life.