If you’re currently pondering what to get your significant other this holiday season, we have you covered! Here are our top picks for sexy holiday gift-giving and stocking-stuffing this year. Visit us in person or peruse our online store to snatch these up. And don’t forget to check out our 2011 and 2010 picks for even more ideas!
We’re big fans of Earthly Body’s regular Suntouched Massage Candles, so these new seasonal scents could not be any more appealing! We especially love the Snowed In scent, but the candles also come in Hot Apple Cider and Candy Cane Lane. Each hand-poured soy-oil candle melts into a warm — but not too hot! — massage oil. If you want to sample all three scents (or perhaps you need to fill three stockings?!), pick up the Seasonal Massage Candle Trio. It’s even packaged in a gift bag already!
Compact, colorful, and dead simple to use, the Pocket Toyfriends have a playfulness about them that is hard to resist! Each one is made of ABS plastic and silicone and powered by a single AAA battery. There are four styles to choose from — Foxy, Zany, Posh, and Nice — each in a different color and with a unique shape of tip. Which one will best appeal to your stocking recipient?
Incoqnito Droplet Necklace
What could make a little black dress even better? The addition of this necklace! To the casual observer, it’s nothing more than a luxurious piece of stainless steel jewelry. But for the wearer, it’s a pair of discreet nipple vibrators. They’re sure to add some extra zing to a night on the town, and they’ll certainly look sexy draped over the rim of a stocking.
Sex tips, prompts, and positions in a card deck format — yes, please! Not only are these perfect for stockings, but they can serve you well for years as you make your way through the deck over many nights with your partner(s). The Gay Sex Deck is geared toward gay men, offering up tips and positions, while The Fantasy Sex Deck focuses on fun and enticing roleplaying scenarios.
With this swanky cock ring, there will be no worries about getting the right fit. Made with 100% silicone tubing, it is adjusted via a stainless steel ring, allowing its user to achieve the desired tightness in just seconds. Perhaps best of all for your stocking stuffing purposes, it comes in a classy black metal tube. Or — for a more hilarious presentation — secure it around the stocking itself!
She Bop Massage Oil, Bath Salts, and Libido Tonic
Yes, it’s true! We worked with the amazing Herb Shoppe right here in Portland to craft these 100% organic, vegan friendly, delicious-smelling products, and they came out great! Now the question is, what would your lover enjoy the most? A massage, a nice-smelling bath, or a libido boost? Okay, maybe all three… that would make for a pretty epic night!
Is your significant other in need of a good, classic, all-purpose toy? Look no further than the Zizo, a silicone vibe with the kind of versatility that both beginners and advanced sex toy users can appreciate. At 6″ insertable and curved gently at the tip, Zizo is a suitable size and shape for many purposes, from internal G-spot stimulation to external clitoral stimulation. And it has 12 vibration modes!
Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar
Everyone needs a little dose of life advice now and then — and Tiny Beautiful Things does just that. Comprised of advice columns from The Rumpus columnist Sugar (Cheryl Strayed), this book tackles many topics, both positive and negative, with humor and compassion. We love that it can be picked up and read in tidbits whenever it’s needed.
Some toys look like they’re just made to peek out of a stocking — and the Fun Factory Boosty is one of them. An excellent choice for the anal lover in your life, the Boosty is a uniquely-shaped plug with a super comfortable base, making it great for long-term wear as well as short-term play. Crafted out of 100% silicone, Boosty is silky to the touch but firm enough to be easily felt in use. It comes in black as well as a vibrant teal.
How can you resist this cuteness? We know that sometimes it’s hard to choose just one lube, so we created a lube sampler pack that, if you so choose, comes in a festive gift bag! Each kit is $7.50 and includes one sample each of these organic, water-based lubes:
- Good Clean Love Almost Naked
- Sliquid Organics Natural
- Sliquid Organics Gel
- Sliquid Organics Sensation
- Blossom Organics
Still need to fill some space in that stocking you’re stuffing? Throw in some condoms (we suggest One condoms for their colorful and unique packaging) or batteries. Our favorite batteries are the funky, one-of-a-kind Dead Batteries, which can be found in AA, AAA, and button cell varieties. They’ll surely be put to good use, and besides, they’ll look great among the candy.